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Meme Thinger- Comment and I'll Tell Thing-- BEWARE

3 min read
SO. Yeah. Some sign of life. All I do journals of is memes. This one's a particularly bad one... |D
Turned seventeen yesterday~ >D

MEME NOW
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IF WE HAD SEX:
[] Against the wall.
[] On a bed.
[] Fast.
[] Doggy style.
[] In the shower.
[] On the kitchen counter.
[] On the washing machine.
[] You're on top.
[] Anal.
[] We wouldn't.
[] I don't know...
[] I am 10 and what is this?!
[] Over my dead body!
[] Oh, you would want that, wouldn't you?
[] The things I'd do to you, guess for you being topless has its advantages.

IF YOU KISSED ME, I WOULD:
[] Kiss back.
[] Blush.
[] Slap you.
[] Stare at you, wondering if we would kiss again. 
[] Laugh about it.
[] Bite your lip.
[] If you work hard for it, maybe the tongues will play.
[] Push you away.
[] We wouldn't. 
[] Sorry, my lips are not give-away gifts.

IF YOU HUGGED ME, I WOULD:
[] Hug back. 
[] Pull you closer.
[] Push you away.
[] Let you hug me.
[] We wouldn't.

IF WE GOT MARRIED, I WOULD: 
[] Have children with you.
[] Divorce you.
[] Be faithful.
[] Kill you in your sleep.
[] Be the best wife/husband.
[] We wouldn't. 
[] Heh, married? I don't think we're ready to go on that level just yet.

WOULD I DATE YOU:
[] In a heartbeat. 
[] I already did.
[] I am right now.
[] I would but it probably wouldn't work.
[] Maybe.
[] If you asked.
[] No.
[] I guess it all depends.

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU: 
[] Kick you out.
[] Scream.
[] Cuddle.
[] Smash. 
[] Chill.
[] Look at you and go back to sleep.
[] Make you breakfast. 
[] Kiss you.
[] I wouldn't.
[] In your dreams.

IF WE HAD A CHILD TOGETHER, IT WOULD BE:
[] Boy.
[] Girl. 
[] A surprise.
[] We wouldn't.

HOW DID WE MAKE IT:
[] The condom broke. 
[] You/I didn't pull out in time.
[] On purpose.
[] We were drunk.
[] It just happened.
[] Genetically impossible.

OUR RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE: 
[] Together.
[] On and off.
[] Friends with benefits.
[] Friends.
[] I wouldn't date you.
[] We're family.

YOU SHOULD: 
[] Hug me when you see me next.
[] Inbox me. 
[] Talk to me more
[] Chill with me.
[] Nothing.
[] I don't know.
[] Make this as your journal so I can comment!
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Meme Thingy~

6 min read
So I kinda died a bit.
Gone for ages.
Just got back from a three day state speech tournament.
Anyways, meme thingy stolen from Mango and Sama and Prince and just-- yeah.

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1. had sex?: Hahaha no.
2. bought condoms?: Nevarrr- but I had one thrown at my once. Best friend's mom. Weird times--
3. gotten pregnant?: YEAH RIGHT.
4. failed a class?: Nope. Just a B. ; u ;
5. kissed a boy?: I wish--
6. kissed a girl?: I really wish--
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?: I actually don't think so o:
8. had a job?: Does work experience count--
9. slipped on ice?: Yeeeep |'D
10. missed the school bus?: When I lived like half an hour away from school, yup.
11. left the house without my wallet?: I don't use a wallet really, but definitely without my money-
12. bullied someone on the internet?: Only in loving ways ; u ;
13. sexted?: ... 5th Amendment-- I plead the 5th-
14. had sex in public?: As entertaining as that sounds-- //shot
15. played on a sports team?: Speech!! ; 7 ; It's a sport, don't even try to say it isn't-- //growls
16. smoked weed?: No. Friend tried to force me once. No longer my friend now. |D
17. smoked cigarettes?: Nope. Never gonna. Second hand smoke sucks as is.
18. smoked a cigar?: Ew.
19. drank alcohol?: Never gonna.
20. watched "The Breakfast Club"?: Noooo...?
21. been overweight?: //looks in mirror// Yeah.
22. been underweight?: Hahahahaa no
23. had an eating disorder?: Not really--
24. been to a wedding?: I was a flower girl~~
25. made fun of someone for being fat?: I punch people that do this. In the arm. |D
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: If this were 15 hours I might have to actually think about it. //snort
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?: I think so yeah--
28. been late for work?: Don't teeechnically have a job--
29. been late for school? Plenty of times |D
30. kissed in the rain?: Does the fact that I haven't ever kissed anyone drive this point home or do I need to say it again-- //shot
31. showered with someone else?: When I was really really little, my mom would shower me with her-- //shrug
32. failed my drivers test?: I couuuld have my license... but I haven't tried. xD
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?: Ew no.
34. been outside my home country?: Nope. Hardly left my state.
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?: Greyhound bus for 24 hours count?
36. had lice?: Not technically but I had kerosene in my hair as a precaution. //shudders
37. gotten my heart broken?: Sorta kinda-- ?
38. had a credit card?: Hah no.
39. been to a professional sports game?: Ew no-
40. broken a bone?: My mom has this story about how she thinks I might have broken my nose as a little kid-- xD
41. been unhappy about my weight?: Ahhh yeah--
42. won a trophy?: Yeeee-- or at least, plaques--
43. cut myself?: No.
44. had an STD?: Ew. No. Ratcheeet- //slapped
45. got engaged?: Hahaha no.
46. been on a diet?: I don't caaare enough--
47. tried out to be on a tv show?: o - o No?
48. rode in a taxi?: Nope~
49. been to prom?: Yes o3o Going again next weekend~
50. played a drinking game?: Ew no.
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?: ... Ehehehe |Dc
52. been to a concert?: Nope ;u;
53. had a three-some?: ... No--
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?: .... //looks at girlfriend// Yes---
55. been in a car accident?: Thank god, no--
56. had braces?: Nope~
57. learned another language? In Spanish class now- xD
58. killed an animal?: Never intentionally-- ; u ;
59. been at a yard sale?: My mom is a fan so yeeep |D
60. been to a Japanese steakhouse?: THAT COSTS MONEY YO XD
61. wore make up?: Not often, but yeah ; u ;
62. talked to someone via webcam?: Yeee ;u;
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?: Ahahaha no.
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?: Nooope o3o
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?: Never kissed-- geez quiz--
66. snuck out of the house?: Not reeeally-- Climbing out the window was not meant to be sneaky--
67. bought porn?: Ew nope--
68. had a virus on my computer?: Nooope 8D
69. had oral sex?: Ahahaha no.
70. dyed my hair?: Yeeep. ouo Red-- auburn-- ish-
71. gone skinny dipping?: Nooooope-
72. graduated from college?: Haha I wish--
73. wore someone else's clothes?: Not really-- ;u;
74. voted in a presidential election?: Ew politics.
75. rode in an ambulance?: Than god no--
76. rode in a helicopter?: Nope o:
77. caught the stove on fire?: ... No-- ? I've seen someone else do it though-
78. got in a verbal fight?: Ahahah yeah orz
79. met someone famous?: Not really-
80. been on vacation?: No ; u ;
82. been on a boat?: Yeeeeee ; 7 ; A cool sailboat thing--
81. been on an airplane?: Nope ;u;
83. broken something expensive?: I would have died |D Nope
84. had surgery?: Not really o3o
85. kissed someone before I was 14?: Never. No. |D
86. beat a video game?: e7e Yeeeeeess
87. found something valuable on the ground?: Not really--? My dad found a camera
88. made a survey?: ... Sorta??
89. stalked someone on a social network?: WHO HASN'T???
90. prank called someone?: Not personally but I helped-- XD
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?: I don't think so-- ; u ;
91. been to a library outside of school?: My library knows me on a first name basis |D
93. cut my hair and hated it?: I haven't ever really gotten my hair cut-- ; 7 ;
94. peed outside?: ... On the side of the road I think like once--
95. went fishing?: When I was little, yeah ; u ;
96. helped with charity?: Uh-- not really--
97. taken a pregnancy test?: Yes of course. //sarcasmintensifies
98. been rejected by a crush?: ... Ahahahaa //rolls into ditch
99. been suspended from school?: Never~
100. broken a mirror?: SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK-- nah I didn't but my niece did.

DONE
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Meme-thing!

3 min read


Stole this from TheYamiClaxia
Proof I live. Kinda. ; w ; Making good use of the journal skins- this is perfect for Valentine's Day- XD
; w ; Please comment to answer these <333
; w ; I'll love you forever.
...
Oh wait.
I already do <333
Have a happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!
NOW MEME 8D

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What would you do if......

☣ I died:
☣ I kissed you:
☣ I fell:
☣ I lived next door to you:
☣ I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
☣ I stole something:
☣ I was murdered:
☣ I cried:
☣ I asked you to marry me:
☣ I was hospitalized:

Would you......

☣ Keep a secret if I told you one?
☣ Hold my hand?
☣ Study with me?
☣ Cook for me?
☣ Love me?
☣ Date me?

Other......

☣ When and how did we meet?
☣ Describe me in three words.
☣ What was your first impression of me?
☣ What do you think of me now?
☣ What reminds you of me?
☣ Could you see us together forever?
☣ When's the last time you saw me?
☣ Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?

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How Time Flys-

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This premium is almost over already D:
I know it was only a month but I kind of didn't realize and I feel like I could have made better use of it--
Yet this past month has been pretty goddamn chaotic. This week is my finals week as is and I've been getting back into the rhythm of school, and just trying to float by...
I have waaaay too many messages here- and I'm hardly looking at any of them-
Basically I am sorry for neglecting dA like I have. u - u;;

I have more finals tomorrow though. My physics one especially is worrying me- so I bid you farewell... ; w ;
I love you guys <333
Have a good day/night/evening/morning/etc!!

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I MUST SQUEE

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OKAY SO.
THIS HAPPENED A LITTLE BIT AGO BUT I HAD TO SQUEE VIA SKYPE FOR A WHILE BEFORE I COULD WRITE

I HAVE A MONTH OF PM
AHAHAHHAHAHA--
//choked
Okay so yeah I---
ImustthankBloodLustingCreatureforthis. <333

; w ; Anyways. Quick journal of thanks and screaming before I go to bed~
I will work on making things pretty tomorrow---
e W e

FOR NOW. I bid ye all good night---

I also have a need to find cool new journal skins... e v e //slapped dead
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